Yo yo what it do welcome to my blawg, dawg

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

so sick of seeing bad grammar on this website

shadyfriend:

who
*whom

you
*youm

me
*meme

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

verballthenouns:

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe